There
was a knock at the door. Count Dracula rose from his chair and crossed the room
in one swift motion. He adjusted his outfit and made sure that everything was
in order for the arrival that he had been waiting for. Pausing a short while
for dramatic effect, he eventually opened the door as slowly as possible,
emphasising the sinister creak that he had no intention of fixing.
Stood
on his doorstep was not, however, the person that he had been expecting.